Money's Nothing

It can buy a house

But not a home



It can buy a clock

But not time


It can buy you a position

But not respect



It can buy you a bed

But not sleep




It can buy you a book

But not knowledge




It can buy you medicine

But not health




It can buy you blood

But not life




So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So

Send me all your money


And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please