نكتة بالانكليزي

An Italian, French and Syrian went to England in interview and they want
to do a sentence with three main words yellow, green and pink.

1. The first one was the Italian : (I wake up in the morning and I see
the yellow sun, the green grass and >I think about my self and I hope it
will be pink day....)

2. The next was the French :I wake up in the morning and I eat the yellow
banana, the green pepper >and I watch the pink panther on the TV....)

3. The last one was the Syrian: I wake up in the morning I hear the
phone "green green" and I pink up >the phone and I say yellow