Mohamad Meknas عضو ذهبي
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عدد المساهمات : 979 تاريخ التسجيل : 27/01/2010 العمر : 33
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الزواج من مبرمج كومبيوتر
Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged
Wife: Have u brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad Command or file name.
Wife: But I told u in the morning.
Husband: syntax error. Abort?
Wife: what about my new T.V?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.
Husband: Type mismatch.
Wife: U r useless.
Husband: It’s by default.
Wife: Wt about your salary.
Husband: file in use…try later.
Wife: Wt is my value in this family.
Husband: Unknown virus…
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